The Agents of Chaos, Cane & The Mortician - Unisex t-shirt

The Agents of Chaos, Cane & The Mortician, are a tag team that has taken the wrestling world by storm, quite literally. Cane, a sugar-cane-wielding madman, and The Mortician, a grim reaper wannabe, have been wreaking havoc in and out of the ring. Their signature move, the "Sweet Death," involves Cane bludgeoning opponents with his sugar cane while The Mortician performs a dramatic eulogy. Their entrance theme, "Sugar Town" by Zooey Deschanel, is an ironic choice that leaves fans both confused and amused. Despite their unconventional approach, they have managed to rack up an impressive record of wins, mostly due to their opponents being too bewildered to fight back.

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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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